Lord Chonk

Dear Citizens, Dear Patrons,
it has come to the attention of the Administration of unified Chonkies that some of us have been treated incorrectly.
Used as a chew toy, locked into jars with questionable liquids, exposed to predatory pets.
This has to stop.
You are able to request one of our administrative Lords paired with two Task Force members to arrive at your location.
Mediation, and continued safety, will begin upon arrival. Thank you for your time.

Yours truly,
Lord Chonk
In mentes per corda